- I'm so stupid… Don't know how much I have but it's too late. #
- @melissaluvlynes Is that delicious sushi?! in reply to Melissaluvlynes #
- People keep looking at me funny… Spinach check; pass. Booger check; pass. Am I just ugly? #
- @kennycouture Ra Ra Riot <3 in reply to kennycouture #
- Ever had someone when you talk to you feel different? This person drives me mad and makes me do stupid things… Troubles acomming! #
- @cathleenbishop BEST GAME EVER!!!!! in reply to cathleenbishop #
- "Where'd those handcuffs go?" via @melissaluvlynes. She's a kink and know we all know it! (like we didn't) #
- "Where'd those handcuffs go?" via @melissaluvlynes. She's a kink and we now all know it! (like we didn't) #
- Did that really just happen? The concept of loneliness is very discomforting. I just want a break from it all now… #
- @pepperinge Next you'll be "eye fucking" in reply to Pepperinge #
- @pepperinge In some literal cases yes… but when / if you do, don't forget protection ; glasses, rubber & whatnot. in reply to Pepperinge #
- @pepperinge Are you uploading or linking to a music url? It's so simple! in reply to Pepperinge #
- @pepperinge Copy the music URL and do this http://tr.im/RS0g in reply to Pepperinge #
- @pepperinge Foh free?! in reply to Pepperinge #
- @geeisme Was it good? in reply to GeeIsMe #
- I'm so frustrated and want to hit someone with a stale baguette! Asdfghjkl #
- Dn @ no not tonight I'm not so jittery for any hype. Check m later. #
- Subtlety is so dead. It's apparent that I need to be blunt with people to get the point across… There's no fun in that at all! #
- @mcdeal true @melissaluvlynes is creepy and dirty! in reply to McDeal #
- @melissaluvlynes Not me either! And I feel like eric tweeting this much… OMG in reply to Melissaluvlynes #
- @steenar OMGFacts: Damn @melissaluvlynes YOU GOT BURNED! in reply to SteenAR #
- Hiya random people! Yup Khoa just got hacked by Karen and I'm awesome. P.s. hes a big whore and had too much koolaid then sings random c … #
- pokemon theme song ( : #
- RT @jack: Every $20 donation can give one person clean water for 20 years. #SxSW folks, donate!: http://bit.ly/9M7WdL Going for $100K. #
- @cathleenbishop I'll be more fun next time and geared with internal GPS and sexy sweaters! in reply to cathleenbishop #
- @cathleenbishop Wrap it before you tap it! in reply to cathleenbishop #
- Cray cray is today's Urban Word… That's cray cray! http://tr.im/RyFc #
- Today will be a different. Watching ABDC with @melissaluvlynes guessing who's going to be eliminated. I'm a medium guy #12club12 ! #
- @iamericliu OMG… STFU ERIC! in reply to iamericliu #
- @timchilcott It's says its a hoax… are you sure? #
- @betsybutterflyy It is real… SO REAL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! in reply to betsybutterflyy #
- Breaking my chic-fil-a hymen! #
- @cathleenbishop simply gorgeous like always… I'd GET IT with chu baby love. in reply to cathleenbishop #
- Happy Birthday mister =D RT @betsybutterflyy: also happy birthday @adamisntdumb
# - @chocdrago No more DB?! #
- Learned some interactive way to display pictures in a website gallery! I feel I'm playing tetris… I know geeky w/e! #
- "You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl GaGa!" I lol'd from the new Telephone music video with that line. #
- @realmustache they don't call then starving artists for no reason now. #
- @melissaluvlynes GET IT! in reply to Melissaluvlynes #
- @patriciareee I'm guess no school…? Feeling better? in reply to patriciareee #
- @jsquadthesaint Everything is so tiny… we silly asian! in reply to jsquadthesaint #
- @melissaluvlynes YOU SUCK YOU'RE SO WEIRD… SO WEIRD! in reply to Melissaluvlynes #
- @patriciareee Are you okay…? in reply to patriciareee #
- Do they have 5 dollar footlongs in Japan…? #
- @cathleenbishop Can I come over?! in reply to cathleenbishop #
- I've never hated math oh so much until now… Why can't we just get programed with math? Robot with dyscalculia cannot… compute… ERROR! #
- @spudcheyne I know right?! Robot: 010011000110111101110110011001010010000001111001011011110111010100100001 in reply to spudcheyne #
- @melissaluvlynes With tourettes…? Yes absolutely! in reply to Melissaluvlynes #
- @patriciareee Calculators are only helpful when you know what to imput! in reply to patriciareee #
- @sudomon I must be the defective asian… UPGRADE AND UPDATE ME! in reply to sudomon #
- @sudomon It's a different realm now… Hey you did a good job sir no worries! Always studying duh in reply to sudomon #
- @drhorrible Haha even China can hate you guys =D in reply to drhorrible #
- @jon Wow that is probably the best fivver you ever spent… [pat] #
- Wow, I sensed something was wrong with the laundry washer. That is probably the lamest spidey sense moment, ever! Now again with some work. #
- @ryanbosia Only the lucky ones can crap afterwards… but once ya do it's bliss! in reply to ryanbosia #
- I'm so confused… I don't know if I went to sleep or not. I either woke up from a 1 minute nap or Idk, ugh! #
- Always afraid of meeting someone I know in an awkward situation… Paranoid? Yes. #
- @notck With such a vague tweet I'm just going to assume you mean me… yup in reply to notck #
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